Press the tofu. Wrap it in a clean kitchen towel or paper towels. Put something heavy on top like a cast iron skillet or a few cans. Let it sit for 15 minutes. This step is boring but don't skip it. Soggy tofu is sad tofu.
Preheat your oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper if you have it. Makes cleanup easier.
Toss the quartered potatoes with 2 teaspoons olive oil. Add a pinch of salt and pepper. Spread them on the baking sheet in a single layer. Roast for 15 minutes until tender.
While potatoes roast heat 2 teaspoons vegetable oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add the sliced onion. Cook until soft about 5 minutes. Stir occasionally so it doesn't burn.
Add the minced garlic. Cook for another minute until you can smell it. Your kitchen should smell good right about now.
Add the torn tofu pieces to the skillet. Sprinkle in the turmeric. Stir everything together. Let it cook for 5 to 7 minutes until the tofu starts getting golden brown on the edges.
Add the chopped kale. It will look like way too much. It's not. Keep stirring and it will wilt down in about 2 minutes. Season with salt and pepper. Remove from heat.
Check your potatoes. They should be golden and fork tender. If not give them a few more minutes.
Warm your tortillas. Microwave for 20 seconds or heat in a dry skillet for 30 seconds per side. Just until soft and pliable.
Time to build. Spread vegan mayo on one tortilla. Spread tomato chutney on the other. Or put both on both. Your kitchen your rules.
Divide the roasted potatoes between the two tortillas. Top with the tofu and kale mixture. Sprinkle with fresh parsley.
Roll them up tight. Fold the sides in first then roll from the bottom. Use your fingers to tuck everything in as you go.
Slice in half diagonally. Looks prettier that way. Eat warm.